jeff's definitions

cuntymints

Originally belived to be a variation of treebor extra strong mints, cunty mints are actually a form of pessary, used to remove odours from a womans cunt

jeeeus! you need to put some cuntymints in that!

by jeff July 27, 2003

Yettles

1.) The words of a confused dutch boy talking about the delicious treat "Yodels" made by Drakes Cakes.

2.) Something that you ask if Nabisco makes during a prank phonecall.

"¿What the fuck are yettles?"

by Jeff June 20, 2004

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

double duce

1)The most convienient way to flip someone the bird when wearing boxing gloves. Other methods (behind the back, around the world.)
2)Strongbad's favorite way to flip someone the bird

*POOSHFFFFF* The Double Duce!

by Jeff September 11, 2003

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005

Limaholic

A person who is addicted to eating roach turd.

Jebus man! What on earth are you eating! You sick sick limaholic.

by Jeff December 13, 2003