jeff's definitions

BCS

Black Cock Slut. This is fairly new terminology. Most people still think you're talking about NCAA Football.

That overweight white girl with the big earrings is a BCS.

by Jeff April 13, 2006

cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006

red archer

fag , plain and simple

omg look its red archer hes a fag

by jeff May 30, 2006

really cool

Something that is most definitely not "really cool".

"I'm doing something really cool."
"Oh yeah, whats that?"
"I'm adding the word 'headphone-malfunction' to urban dictionary."
"That's really cool."

by Jeff June 12, 2006

Ninja Rocks

Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.

Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.

by Jeff June 17, 2006

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff April 19, 2006

Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

by Jeff November 30, 2005