dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

by Jeff November 10, 2004

sweet ass blow

blowing a small pile of sugar into a persons ass. Then licking out all of the sugar with your tongue.

he gave her a sweet ass blow.

by jeff June 18, 2004

the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.

I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!

by Jeff June 24, 2004

kith

Kids in the Hall

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.

by Jeff September 23, 2003

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 02, 2004

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003