Man1: where do you keep your coke stash?
Man2: Go fuck your self.
Man1:Looks like were gona have a weenie roast.
Man2: Okay man in the bottom of the colset.
when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!
Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!