TheMocker's definitions

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.

"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 6, 2005

prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.

Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.

by TheMocker August 23, 2005

going national

having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.

Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)

by TheMocker September 10, 2005

here nor there

another way of saying "it doesn't matter" or "its irrelevent"

"It's here nor there Kyle that I should of taken the cat in to be declawed by now!! It was your responsibility to keep an eye on him, and since you didn't, he went into my room and tore my pantyhose to shreds! Now I gotta go and buy all new pairs and guess what...it's coming out of your allowance mister!!"

by TheMocker January 19, 2008

red onion

a hole in the wall, a really crappy bar or hangout

"I needed to get out of the house for a while, but I didn't want to go far or spend a lot of cash, so I just went to that red onion down the street."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013