TheMocker's definitions
what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"
(silence and blank stares from everyone)
"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
(silence and blank stares from everyone)
"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
by TheMocker October 31, 2004
Get the tough crowdmug. One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.
by TheMocker January 15, 2008
Get the grapemug. what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.
Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
by TheMocker June 27, 2005
Get the talk to memug. (from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
by TheMocker December 28, 2005
Get the britney spearsmug. "I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
by TheMocker August 31, 2005
Get the phmug. having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.
Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
by TheMocker September 10, 2005
Get the going nationalmug. "I needed to get out of the house for a while, but I didn't want to go far or spend a lot of cash, so I just went to that red onion down the street."
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
Get the red onionmug.