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jobless (but immensely wealthy) liberal hippie who can seen doing a watusi-type dance at any given knicks game. accusing him of the above would brand you a racist by him or his staff.
I just saw Spike Lee handing out flowers and holding a peace rally in times square! isn't that amazing??
by TheMocker December 14, 2004
Get the Spike Lee mug.having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.
Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
by TheMocker September 10, 2005
Get the going national mug.short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.
by TheMocker August 23, 2005
Get the prof mug.One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.
by TheMocker January 15, 2008
Get the grape mug.what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.
Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
by TheMocker June 27, 2005
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Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
by TheMocker December 28, 2005
Get the britney spears mug."I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
by TheMocker August 31, 2005
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