TheMocker's definitions

shape in a drape

A well-dressed person

"Usually she just wears a t-shirt and jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that evening gown!"

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

going national

having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.

Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)

by TheMocker September 10, 2005

Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

red onion

a hole in the wall, a really crappy bar or hangout

"I needed to get out of the house for a while, but I didn't want to go far or spend a lot of cash, so I just went to that red onion down the street."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

here nor there

another way of saying "it doesn't matter" or "its irrelevent"

"It's here nor there Kyle that I should of taken the cat in to be declawed by now!! It was your responsibility to keep an eye on him, and since you didn't, he went into my room and tore my pantyhose to shreds! Now I gotta go and buy all new pairs and guess what...it's coming out of your allowance mister!!"

by TheMocker January 19, 2008

grape

foot fetish slang word for a woman's big toe

One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.

by TheMocker January 15, 2008

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

by TheMocker December 29, 2005