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talk to me

what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.
Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"

Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
by TheMocker June 27, 2005
mugGet the talk to memug.

britney spears

an artificial/superficial pop diva with crappy music, and stinky feet!

(example below):
(from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):

Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.

Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.

The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.

Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.

One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
by TheMocker December 28, 2005
mugGet the britney spearsmug.

ph

"I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"

"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
by TheMocker August 31, 2005
mugGet the phmug.

prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.
Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.
by TheMocker August 23, 2005
mugGet the profmug.

mm

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
by TheMocker September 6, 2005
mugGet the mmmug.

Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.
"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
mugGet the Mason-Dixon linemug.

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
by TheMocker October 31, 2004
mugGet the tough crowdmug.

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