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I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
by TheMocker December 29, 2005
Get the get a grip mug.what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.
Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
by TheMocker June 27, 2005
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Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
by TheMocker December 28, 2005
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by TheMocker August 23, 2005
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Get the Mason-Dixon line mug.what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"
(silence and blank stares from everyone)
"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
(silence and blank stares from everyone)
"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
by TheMocker October 31, 2004
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It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
by TheMocker September 6, 2005
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