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I hit the wall around 3 yesterday. I had a couple of hours left to work but I just wanted to go home and crash.
by TheMocker August 9, 2010
Get the hit the wall mug.I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
by TheMocker December 29, 2005
Get the get a grip mug.A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
by TheMocker November 1, 2005
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Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.
Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.
The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.
Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.
One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.
"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
by TheMocker December 28, 2005
Get the britney spears mug."The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"
"Whoaaa.....bad scene, dude!"
"Whoaaa.....bad scene, dude!"
by TheMocker September 14, 2006
Get the bad scene mug.short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.
by TheMocker August 23, 2005
Get the prof mug."I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"
by TheMocker August 31, 2005
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