wazzier

pronounced "Waz - e - ay"

A gay, homosexual ex-ballroom dancer chef, who listens to 70's disco classics.

Fuck of you wazzier!

by Roo & Jess January 26, 2008

wazzer

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick

1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"

by Collers February 6, 2008

Coon Wazzler

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.

"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"

by Blakey G May 22, 2016

wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name

bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!

by patrick72 October 21, 2005

never-wazzer

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Wazzer

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.

Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.

by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

wazzerk

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.

Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.

by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015