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Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick
1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"
by Collers February 05, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.
Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.
by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009
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Wazzer can be used to describe the act of going to the toilet, however it can also be used to point out attractive women to nearby friends.
"be right back i need to take a trip to the wazzer!"

"look at that wazzer over there, i'd rape that"
by [jB] April 03, 2007
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either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself
my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this
by butthead August 01, 2008
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