wazzer 

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick

1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"

wazzer by Collers February 6, 2008

Wazzer 

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.

Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.

Wazzer by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

wazzer 

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

wazzer by butthead September 26, 2008

Wazzer 

Wazzer can be used to describe the act of going to the toilet, however it can also be used to point out attractive women to nearby friends.

"be right back i need to take a trip to the wazzer!"

"look at that wazzer over there, i'd rape that"

Wazzer by [jB] April 11, 2007

wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name

bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!

wazzer name by patrick72 October 21, 2005

never-wazzer 

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

never-wazzer by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Take a wazzer 

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

Take a wazzer by Doc Evil July 24, 2003