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Wankerface 

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
Steve you wankerface!
Wankerface by Invader May 13, 2005

wasterfaced 

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.
hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced
wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008

waterface 

The face made, especially by a bar patron, when they ask for a water as opossed to an alcoholic beverage. This face is made to let the bartender know that you feel bad about asking for something you don't expect to be paying for.
"I'll just have a water, sorry." --- (bartender - "I can't believe these bitches keep making waterface.")
waterface by ryerro September 22, 2006

wankerface 

One who has the face of a wanker.
Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.
wankerface by Stuffman May 13, 2005

wasterfaced 

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.
hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar wasterfaced
wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 3, 2008

Wankerface 

Wankerface.

One who masturbates their own or anothers face.
An derogitory term used to describe someone who has annoyed you.
Ben:"Hi Steve!"
Steve: "Ben, you're a wankerface!"
Wankerface by Invader May 13, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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