Skip to main content
Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick
1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"
wazzer by Collers February 6, 2008
Words you can keep
An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.
Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.
Wazzer by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009
either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself
my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this
wazzer by butthead September 26, 2008
Wazzer can be used to describe the act of going to the toilet, however it can also be used to point out attractive women to nearby friends.
"be right back i need to take a trip to the wazzer!"

"look at that wazzer over there, i'd rape that"
Wazzer by [jB] April 11, 2007

wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name

bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!
wazzer name by patrick72 October 21, 2005

never-wazzer 

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.
On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...
never-wazzer by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

Take a wazzer 

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."
Take a wazzer by Doc Evil July 24, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next