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wazzerk

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.
Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.
by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015
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wazzark

Derogatory term for a total idiot or imbecile. Of Northern English origin.
by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008
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wazzer

Wazzer is a word you can use to decribe a complete dipstick
1. Hey! Did you see that idiot on the dance floor? What a total wazzer!
2. Footnote on the bottom of job interview notes. "Complete wazzer. Do not employ"
by Collers February 6, 2008
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wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name
bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!
by patrick72 October 21, 2005
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never-wazzer

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.
On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...
by bluejeanne April 29, 2010
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Wazzer

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.
Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.
by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009
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Take a wazzer

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."
by Doc Evil July 24, 2003
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