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waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
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WaistBook 

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.
I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.
WaistBook by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009

waist scarf 

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
waist scarf by aretegroup August 30, 2014

wide waist 

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.
Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!
wide waist by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

Lamb Waistcoat 

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.
So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.
Lamb Waistcoat by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

waist of time 

The narrow part in the middle of an hour-glass.
Just watching the skinny section of an hour glass is a waist of time.
waist of time by upstream February 23, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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