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waist-banding 

when you have a narb or a regular boner and ur in a public place and u need to stand up, you put ur stiffy between ur stomach and ur waistband, and within a matter of 15-30 seconds,the sitffy goes away
beuler, please come up to class
'shit dude i got a boner, ill waistband'

miguel, please come down here
shit my moms calling and i got a boner
just waistband
o good idea

i love waist-banding
waist-banding by k-trizzle July 24, 2006
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waist bending 

A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!
When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!
waist bending by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

wrist banging 

when someone bangs their wrists against hard objects to inflict pain to themselves. usually leaves a bruise.
Sara was wrist banging and now her bruises tell of her self infliction of pain.
wrist banging by SweetCatastrophe November 8, 2005

waistebanding 

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.
Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.
waistebanding by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009

Waistbanding it 

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.
"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

Waistbanding 

Sliding your penis into the waistbamd of your pants to hide a boner.
When a hot chick approches and you get a boner, your last resort is waistbanding.
Waistbanding by iMrBilliam January 30, 2012

Waistbandin’

-the process of a male hiding his hard on while out in public
Ms. Smith’s ass was looking fine today so I made sure that I was waistbandin’ before she called me to the chalkboard”
Waistbandin’ by Two Tone Tony March 4, 2023
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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