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waistcoat 

A formal dress item, but also a northern insult of absolutely no meaning
"Your a f**kin waistcoat mate!"

See Devvo -www.fat-pie.com
waistcoat by Andrew Cook 2 May 28, 2005
Words you can keep

Waistcoat 

Dave - "are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..Uhh... no, I thought you were wearing waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"
Waistcoat by Taffy Tuck February 24, 2008

Waistcoat 

Dave - "Are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..uhh no, I thought you were wearing a waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"

Waistcoat by taffy_tuck February 25, 2008

Lamb Waistcoat 

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.
So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.
Lamb Waistcoat by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

Wanker Waistcoat

A type of gilet worn by construction project managers who turn up on site once a week with clean site boots.

Can also be worn by accounts, financial advisors and anybody who genuinely believes they have made it when then haven't.
Oh look who just turned up in his wanker waistcoat!

Chicken's Waistcoat 

A condom. Rubber-Johnny. Durex.
"Lads, I'm on for shag. Anyone got any chicken's waistcoats?"

Cats in Waistcoats 

Cats in Waistcoats are a many membered musical configuration playing a post punk, pre funk, electro junk, acid jazz folk garage mix with a strong lyrical side. Not scared by the usual musical constraints Cats in Waistcoats are quite the performers
example 1.
jim- 'did you hear the latest Cats in Waistcoats album - 'buying a tuxedo'?

dave- 'listening to it was like having an orgasm in my ears'

example 2.
leeroy- 'hotpiss, Cats in Waistcoats is the soundtrack to our lost generation'

tyrone- 'word'
Cats in Waistcoats by CiW August 4, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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