wasaBJ 

Fellatio performed by a person holding a glob of wasabi in their mouth

I told my wife we needed to spice up our sex life. So, she gave me a wasaBJ and turned my dick into a torch!

wasaBJ by Uncle Wacky February 11, 2019

wasabi 

"Nuclear horseradish." An extremely spicy condiment of Japanese origin, made from the root of the wasabi plant, ranking just below uranium in terms of destructive potential. Allowing any more than twelve molecules of this pungent spice to touch your tongue will cause your head to explode. Well, it will feel like that anyway. When used correctly, good for cleaning out the sinuses and warding away unwelcome guests. Wasabi is available in paste or powder form.

Commonly used in sushi, but also in various other dishes including sashimi, or to flavor udon, soba, ect. Keep away from the eyes. Do not inhale. Do not attempt to feed to pets. If you exceed the recommended dosage (approx 1/4 teaspoon) seek medical help immediately, lest your intestines disintegrate.

Much of the 'wasabi' available in European nations and the Americas is total crap and isn't much spicier than pepper. You'll know it's the real stuff when you start breathing flames and your appendix explodes.

wasabi by Lapideus January 26, 2005

Wasabi 

A hot spicy green paste-like sauce used widely in japanese cuisine, especially with sushi. Has a taste reminiscent of horseradish or mustard, but much stronger. Real wasabi is made from grinding the stem of the Japanese horseradish plant (wasabia japonica) and mixing it with water. However the most common wasabi is fake wasabi, made from European horseradish, mustard and green food colouring.

1. WAAAAASAAAAABIIIIIII (budweiser ad)
2. wasabi snooters (jackass: the movie)
3. Here's your sushi and wasabi

Wasabi by piaggio December 5, 2004

wasabotage

an underhanded interference in the enjoyment of sushi by burying large amounts of wasabi within the piece, usually out of sight.

This sushi is so hot, it must be wasabotage!

wasabotage by David Mann June 23, 2007

wasabi 

A condiment, Japanese in origin, that's popular in the United States. Once ingested, it's pure hell for all of five seconds.

Right after you take a good hit of wasabi, your nose will burn as if you just belched after gulping down a mustard gas soda pop, your eyes will feel like they got sprayed with ammonia, you will become unable to breathe because you don't want to dessicate your lungs into massive pulmonary scar tissue, and this nightmare of physical torture will compound itself on a cosmic scale until you are about to crumple into tearful, humiliating, submissive defeat for foolishly defying the terrible power of the wasabi gods, and then it's overwith. Then you're ready for some more.

wasabi by atomic paste waste January 3, 2008

wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

wasabi fart by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

Wasabi Nigga Butthole

When an African American male uses wasabi as a substitute for lube in the act of anal sex.

Oh dat nigga Bobby doin wasabi nigga butthole to Brittney

Wasabi Nigga Butthole by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019