A truely superior being who lives, breathes, eats, pisses and shits wasabi. Their veins run with wasabi. They use wasabi as lubricant on their condoms. Wasabi Masters are able to do wasabi-type attacks, such as Wasabi Wind Attack, which blows wasabi, in the form of gas, into the faces of weaklings who cannot handle wasabi and it's incredible power.
Steve-O would've been on his way to achieving "WasabiMaster" status, if he didn't throw up after snorting some of that green shit.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.