8 definitions by Uncle Wacky
The act of launching an elastic object by stretching it back from one's index finger and letting go.
The doctor gave us the strangest advice for maximizing our chances at conception. One of his suggestions was to flingshot my wife's underwear at the wall. If they stick, then we know it's time to have sex.
by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020
A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.
May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020
The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.
by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019
I told my wife we needed to spice up our sex life. So, she gave me a wasaBJ and turned my dick into a torch!
by Uncle Wacky February 11, 2019
An incredibly impressive pair of breasts with the power to bring a viewer to their knees with tears of joy and gratitude. They must be natural and at least a C cup. The nipples must be of ideal proportions, and pointed slightly upwards. Finally, the breasts themselves must be uncannily spherical when the owner is standing at rest.
I had promised myself that this was it, I was finally going to break it off. That’s when she unleashed her orbs of power, and I was compelled to bury my face in them until I passed out.
by Uncle Wacky April 2, 2019
To unstick your balls from your legs by adopting a wide stance and shifting your weight left to right, similar to the victory dance displayed by Dhalsim, the Indian combatant from Street Fighter II.
I tried to be subtle about it, but my scrote was so glued to my thigh that I just did a full-on Dhalsim right in front of her. She laughed and shouted “Yoga Fire!” That’s when I knew she was the one.
by Uncle Wacky April 21, 2019
Stormy Daniels' recocknition of Donald Trump was a virtual nail in the coffin for the Donald Trump administration.
by Uncle Wacky May 23, 2018