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wankinism 

The time-honored act of masturbating.
"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"
wankinism by schist August 12, 2006

Wagonism 

One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*

Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."

2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."

Watsonism 

Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.
How can I learn about "Watsonism"?

Just watch Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube and you'll find out.
Watsonism by thesecretone23 September 3, 2020

Watsonism 

The lengthy ponderance and questioning of a word that is in common usage.
Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
Watsonism by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008

Watsonism 

Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"

Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."

Person 1: "Oh, okay."
Watsonism by Ivanist December 3, 2019
wan·to·ism /ˈwɑn.toʊˌɪz.əm/
A leadership style where the boss markets themself as holy, clean, and morally flawless, all while running an institution like a badly managed group chat. It's the Sun Tsu for amateurish management: The Art of Doing Nothing Loudly.

Typical traits of Wantoism includes:

- Piety-as-PR: Every failure is wrapped in religious/moral quotes so it feels rude to complain
- Amateur hour: Big decisions made by people who would fail their own entry-level exam.
- Bureaucracy bodybuilding: More signatures, more stamps, more WhatsApp groups—still no results.
- Mengabdi™: Fancy word for “work harder for free while the boss collects mileage points.”
“They don’t have a development plan, but they do have a doctrine: Wantoism, the holy art of doing nothing loudly.”
“Our office just created three new committees, five new forms, and still solved nothing. The Wantoism is getting out of hand.”
“They can’t read a budget but they can give a two-hour sermon on integrity. That’s Wantoism in its purest form.”
“It’s not just bad management anymore, it’s become an official worldview. The whole place runs on pure Wantoism.”
Wantoism by xxX<-_->Xxx December 2, 2025
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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