wankinism

The time-honored act of masturbating.

"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"

by schist August 12, 2006

Wankerism

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy

The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)

by xPaul G December 25, 2008

Wankerism

to be so dedicated to a schedule of masturbation that you cancel all plans that interfer with it.

"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.

Dude, You totally practice wankerism"

"Dzie practices wankerism bro."

by PeachTree October 19, 2008

Wankerism

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.

Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.

by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011

wankinist

Someone who practises wankinism.

"Stop being such a wankinist!"

by schist August 12, 2006

Wankism

When people start using large words in ways that only themselves can understand. Usually, these words end with 'ism' or 'ist'.

"What is this guy talking about?"

"I dunno, I think he's just using a bit of wankism."

by Pragmaticism May 18, 2013

wankinity

Masturbating to a girl, thereby resulting in the loss of the masturbatory virginity of this girl for the person concerned.

"That girl was so hot she lost her wankinity to me within a matter of hours."

by berbatov June 13, 2007