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Watsonism 

The lengthy ponderance and questioning of a word that is in common usage.
Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
Watsonism by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008

Watsonism 

Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"

Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."

Person 1: "Oh, okay."
Watsonism by Ivanist December 3, 2019

watsonize 

To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.
A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.
watsonize by ggta February 8, 2013

Watsonian 

The best type of people. Fans and followers of the comedian Mark Watson.
'I'm a Watsonian.'

'Wow, can I touch you?
Watsonian by pandorapink August 11, 2010

Watsonia North 

noun.

1. a suburb of Melbourne's outer north-east, notorious for its gang related violence and illegal drug trade.
In 2009 94% of murders in Watsonia North were gang related.
Watsonia North by WatsyNthCrip August 13, 2011
A student, follower or practitioner of Watsonism.
As a Watsonist, he devotes much of his time to pondering over the obscurities of matters which appear to be elementary to a layman.
Watsonist by iamwatson December 1, 2011
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