Wantonism
The belief of absolute wanton; crazy foolishness beyond comprehension; sexually lude or provocative acts.
Wantonism by kustomXking November 7, 2011
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Wagonism
One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*
Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."
2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."
2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
Wagonism by BoycottTheSocks&Sandals August 17, 2018
Watsonism
Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.
Watsonism by thesecretone23 September 3, 2020
Watsonism
Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.
Watsonism by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008
Watsonism
Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Wantoism
wan·to·ism /ˈwɑn.toʊˌɪz.əm/
A leadership style where the boss markets themself as holy, clean, and morally flawless, all while running an institution like a badly managed group chat. It's the Sun Tsu for amateurish management: The Art of Doing Nothing Loudly.
Typical traits of Wantoism includes:
- Piety-as-PR: Every failure is wrapped in religious/moral quotes so it feels rude to complain
- Amateur hour: Big decisions made by people who would fail their own entry-level exam.
- Bureaucracy bodybuilding: More signatures, more stamps, more WhatsApp groups—still no results.
- Mengabdi™: Fancy word for “work harder for free while the boss collects mileage points.”
A leadership style where the boss markets themself as holy, clean, and morally flawless, all while running an institution like a badly managed group chat. It's the Sun Tsu for amateurish management: The Art of Doing Nothing Loudly.
Typical traits of Wantoism includes:
- Piety-as-PR: Every failure is wrapped in religious/moral quotes so it feels rude to complain
- Amateur hour: Big decisions made by people who would fail their own entry-level exam.
- Bureaucracy bodybuilding: More signatures, more stamps, more WhatsApp groups—still no results.
- Mengabdi™: Fancy word for “work harder for free while the boss collects mileage points.”
“They don’t have a development plan, but they do have a doctrine: Wantoism, the holy art of doing nothing loudly.”
“Our office just created three new committees, five new forms, and still solved nothing. The Wantoism is getting out of hand.”
“They can’t read a budget but they can give a two-hour sermon on integrity. That’s Wantoism in its purest form.”
“It’s not just bad management anymore, it’s become an official worldview. The whole place runs on pure Wantoism.”
“Our office just created three new committees, five new forms, and still solved nothing. The Wantoism is getting out of hand.”
“They can’t read a budget but they can give a two-hour sermon on integrity. That’s Wantoism in its purest form.”
“It’s not just bad management anymore, it’s become an official worldview. The whole place runs on pure Wantoism.”
Wantoism by xxX<-_->Xxx December 2, 2025
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dead drop
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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