Definitions by Ivanist

Watsonism 

Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.

Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"

Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."

Person 1: "Oh, okay."

Watsonism by Ivanist December 3, 2019