m00t

Because 'W' is too far across the keyboard.
m00t! It's Tom's party tonight!
by schist June 26, 2006
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wankinism

The time-honored act of masturbating.
"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"
by schist August 12, 2006
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wankinist

Someone who practises wankinism.
"Stop being such a wankinist!"
by schist August 12, 2006
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