skyjuice's definitions

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wordbusting

The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.

We'll get those mindfuckers in the end, thanks to our wordbusting.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Riddler's Revenge

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

skyjuicing

Drinking a mixture of unpleasant substances, most often tomato juice and pepsi.

Joe:"Damn, I thought I was drinking Dr.Pepper but that asshole had me skyjuicing."
Ralph:"Dude, there's something wrong with your mouth not to have noticed!"

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008