skyjuice's definitions

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.
During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
