skyjuice's definitions

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Riddler's Revenge

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wordbusting

The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.

We'll get those mindfuckers in the end, thanks to our wordbusting.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Writing my name here

Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.

I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Mozarting

Screaming while peeing in a public urinal as to make others frightened.

I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008