wankmas

Wankmas is when the whole family gets together on christmas and wank echother off around the meal

Jon: how whas your christmas?
Dan: me and my fammily had a great wankmas before we startet eating

by DennisNIck March 22, 2017

wangmasher

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher

1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.

by benmeade October 19, 2008

wankasm

an orgasm that is the result of masturbating aka wanking.

"Dude, that chick is so HOT!"
"Ughuhh I just had a wankasm."

by Wanktastic April 30, 2008

wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

wankbasin

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank

That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin

by Afatbeardedfellow June 2, 2008

Wankmare

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

wankasaurus

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

by soapasaurus March 28, 2010