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Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.
Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!
Wankyman by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
Wankspangle by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.
Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006
Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
wangsman by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005