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Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.
Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!
Wankyman by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
Wankspangle by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.
Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006
Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
wangsman by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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