Acronym for "I swear on my life". Used when someone is not believing you when it's obvious you're not lying or when you are really pissed off.
1: ISOML that I'm actually an English speaker and not a Mexican.
2: ISOML if you don't shut the fuck up I will dox you to everyone here
2: ISOML if you don't shut the fuck up I will dox you to everyone here
by alibabasfifthgoat December 03, 2016
A stupid person who inserts their penis into dogs for fun and pleasure whilst fingering themselves in the ass.
by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016
A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.
Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!
by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016