Definitions by alibabasfifthgoat

Woggywheel 

A stupid person who inserts their penis into dogs for fun and pleasure whilst fingering themselves in the ass.

Shut the fuck up, I'm much better than you, fucking woggywheel!

Woggywheel by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

Wankyman

A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.

Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!

Wankyman by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016

ISOML 

Acronym for "I swear on my life". Used when someone is not believing you when it's obvious you're not lying or when you are really pissed off.

1: ISOML that I'm actually an English speaker and not a Mexican.
2: ISOML if you don't shut the fuck up I will dox you to everyone here

ISOML by alibabasfifthgoat December 3, 2016