wankmart

Any store where you can buy penises.

You dont understand, I went to wankmart and they had some sexy chickens.

wankmart by Theuglyman December 12, 2017

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Wankmare

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

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wanktart

This word originates from the terms, "Wank", wich is an english slang term for, Masturbate and tart, which is defined as a delicious cream filled pastry.

Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.

"No one pisses on my thread. You wanktarts."

wanktart by Hungrylizard August 27, 2004

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wankmaster

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

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Wankmaster

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

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Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Steve Sheehan

Badass

Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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