wankmail 

The e-mail that is sent to you when you subscribe to an online service.
You have to reply to the wankmail before you will be admitted to the list of subscribers.

I have just replied to the wankmail that i got from Urban Dictionary.

wankmail by jimxxjim January 25, 2009

Wankmallet 

A person in possession of a large cakehole who insists on hammering on about mundane and uninteresting shite.

Did ye hear that shite Tam wiz hittin oot wi? Naw I never listen tae a word that Wankmallet said.

Wankmallet by Blakklore May 6, 2014