wankdag
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wankdag by stuart duncan March 25, 2005
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wankdackery
v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.
Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god
After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god
After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.
wankdackery by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008
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guitar wankage
Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008
Wankdog
1) Derogatory term for a person who is more than your average cunt.
2) A person who administers hand relief to canines.
2) A person who administers hand relief to canines.
1) "That guy dave is a total wankdog!"
2) "Murdock told me loves dogs, but I didn't think he was an actual wankdog"
2) "Murdock told me loves dogs, but I didn't think he was an actual wankdog"
Wankdog by killaTsells January 22, 2009
wankrageous
You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.
wankrageous by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009
Wanknag
The overwhelming desire you acquire to have a wank at a time when there is no oppurtunity to do so, often at formal event etc.
Wanknag by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010
wanklage
A computer programming language that provokes more discussion of how it may be implemented, or how to overcome its built-in limitations, than of what useful programs can be written in it. An absorber of language wankage.
I think Haskell may have supplanted Lisp as the pre-eminent wanklage. I have come to appreciate the fog of wanklages for their power of keeping discussions of useful and potentially useful languages relatively free of wankage.