wankrageous

Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.

You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.

by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009