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Wankagram 

A male stripper hired to expose his cock and masturbate in front of a woman before ejaculating for her.
Sitting on a high stool at the bar, her short skirt riding up, she watched with amusement as the Wankagram approached, his erect cock sticking out of his pants. As she leaned forward in anticipation, the guy kept wanking hard and fast until he shot his sticky load into the empty wineglass she was teasing him with. It was all over in less than 3 minutes.
Wankagram by TossBoy April 21, 2009
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WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.
He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.
WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wannagrapher 

A want-to-be or wannabe photographer. Usually those people you see carting around five million dollars worth of camera gear. They know every theoretical rule and function of a camera, but couldn't take a creative shot to save their lives.
Wannagrapher: "Bah! You're shitty lense has nothing on my L-series"
Photographer: "Sure doesn't. But money can't buy creativity and your shots suck!"
"What a wankormama, fine sir!!!!!"
wankorama by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

wankabration 

to celebrate with a wank
Johnny's girlfriend was out of town, and received a text with some awesome news, and jumped up and shouted "Fuck yeah! I'm going to have a wankabration".
wankabration by notjohnny December 8, 2016
Excessive amounts of needless, often show-offish behaviour that means nothing to anybody else.
Jeez, John's new song is a wankorama.
wankorama by pravda23 October 17, 2008

Waikaramea 

Waikaramea is a very humble saying people known to be kind to others nd also have the biggest mood swings of all time in history.

This can be the funniest, and the happiest person on earth, but also have the mouth to say anything to anyone.

They have a very toxic meaning to half the relationship they've been in knowing that I'm not to sure yet.

But they are beautiful inside nd owt no matter what they try there hardest to keep others happy nd themselves happy at the same time.
Waikaramea is very kind,out there,straight up to everyone,but has the biggest heart
Waikaramea by Unkwn November 22, 2021
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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