Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a bag. Not to be confused with the Manhattan Wangbagger

me: I got a hj last night
friend: nice!
me: yeah into a plastic bag
friend: Oh she's a wankbagger!

by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

Manhattan Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a walmart bag.

Connor: Last weekend I stayed with a girl in Manhattan and she wanked me off into a walmart bag
Justin: The Manhattan Wankbagger strikes again

by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

Wankbadger

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

Windbaggery

The act of loving to hear oneself speak to such an extent, that they will prattle on endlessly while saying little of value. Oftentimes this prattling will be reflective of the speaker's misguided sense of worth, i.e: they think much higher of themselves than what is deemed appropriate, and have little difficulty consistently extolling their own virtue while others roll their eyes.

Avatar could have been an hour shorter, were it not for James Cameron's signature windbaggery.

I hope we won't have to put up with Steve's windbaggery at this party. It's one thing to brag about everything, but does anyone even care?

by Irina79 December 1, 2011

Windbagger

Negative term for one who uses a sailboat. Generally, used motorboat enthusiasts displeased by sailboat's "right-of-way" and relatively cumbersome operation.

"Those damn windbaggers." (angered motorboat captain)

by Joebo25 October 4, 2009

wankbadger

a generic replacement for any given exclaimation or insult. used mainly for comedy effect.

'oi Damon - get on with it you feckin' wankbadger!'

'It's broken again? ahhh WANKBADGERS!'

by sack_ November 7, 2005

wangwagger

The art of wagging your wang A.K.A masterbation

circle jerk

a person who wags wangs

"Tims such a fucking wangwagger"

"man one:I heard there was a wangwagging goin on at joes
man 2:yeah joes is wangwagger central"

"beth? yeah she tried to wag my wang last night shes such a friggin wangwagger"

by Ghettoman46 April 23, 2007