AnnoyedBlackGuy's definitions

jk

Abbrieviation of "Just Kidding". Often mistaken as an abbrieviation of "Jokes", but this is still a widely accepted form of it.

"Lyke I was jk"
"Lolmfao, jk"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 13, 2006

wankdackery

v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.

Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god

After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008

Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007

thunder chunder

When you are feeling like absolute shit, and you vomit...and vomit and vomit, until you can't possibly vomit anymore.

"When he was punched in the gut after that fight and a couple of hundred beers, he thunder chundered"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

xD

Internet smilie, which is now becoming completely void of any meaning whatsoever. Unfortunately, its going the same way as "lol". People are killing "xD" by: Over using it in online games (Eg 1), and putting it at the end of their online names (Eg 2).

Eg 1
Dude 1: "Dude that was lyke pwnage"
Dude 2: "xD"
Dude 1: "xD"
Dude 3: "xD"

Eg 2
"OmFgItZMexD"
"AznPrYdexD"
"BabiiAngelxD"
"XDKnightXD"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 18, 2006

downchuck

The kind of opposite of upchucking. When you vomit a bit, and you accidentally swallow it. Leaves nasty taste in your mouth, and it can often happen many times if you are hungover.

Guy 1: "Damn it, after that massive party I fucking downchucked like 8 times"
Guy 2: "That's nasty"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

Chicken Sexer

A person enjoys the act of "Sexing" chickens. Often feared by normal Melbournians and Sydneysiders alike. Strikes fear into young childrens hearts. Eats emos and razor blades for breakfast. Goes by the name "Nancy" which is Vietnamese for "Anti-christ". Cool chick once you get to know her, but her trademark battle cry is "I have chickens and I ain't afraid to sex 'em." Generally this is the last thing you will hear if you do encounter her.

Scared Guy 1: "H0leh shiet tis t3h s3x0r of chekens!!!111"
Scared Guy 2: "You mean the chicken sexer"
Scared Guy 3: "May God have mercy on us all.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006