Wankdog

1) Derogatory term for a person who is more than your average cunt.

2) A person who administers hand relief to canines.

1) "That guy dave is a total wankdog!"

2) "Murdock told me loves dogs, but I didn't think he was an actual wankdog"

by killaTsells January 22, 2009

Wankdown

When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.

10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hoooaaahh! *fireworks* - Wankdown!!

by Shaun47 January 1, 2010

Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.

First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Wankdoodle

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.

"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."

by 6446 October 18, 2011

Wankdown

When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.

whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown

by 30secondsOfHeaven November 13, 2011

Wank Dog

a common dog found masturbating. usually found in parks or laybye's in the buxton area

ohhh mate look at that wank dog!, WANK DOG!!!

by YeS ITz BaLLBaG ALRiTe =D June 24, 2010

Wankadog

A person who wanks dogs for pleasure. This may be either to benefit the canine or the wankee. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.

This word has no known entomological basis. Rather an amalgam of Wank and Dog. Much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly Whammy insult.

Beware that this word is know to cause considerable Offense. Do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
It may just be best never to use this word again!!!! Ever!!!!!

Little miss Ging wanks the dogs, she is such a wankadog.

Mr Y frequently provides fellatio to his German Shepherd says Ms X. I think he is one of those wankadogs.

I won't let my children near no wankadog, they're riddled with flees and ticks.

Some countries do not allow the wanking of dogs. But the Wankadog Lobbyist group at Westminster are trying to legalize wanking dogs. Equal Rights for all!!!

by Faggotry In Motion June 6, 2009