Wankdanger 

(Waank-Dan-Gur) (N). An extremely offensive, egocentric person or thing.

My former boss was a real wankdanger.

Wankdanger by Ian VanSwaz January 31, 2017

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

wankdackery 

v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.

Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god

After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.

wankdackery by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008

Bo-wangadangers

bo-wangadangers are big ole tits that hang heavy on a granny tranny.

Did you see that straight dude getting lap-danced by that tranny with her big ole bo-wangadangers flopping in his face?

Bo-wangadangers by pianovox April 24, 2019

Wankbadger 

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

Wankmongerer 

Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation

your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"

Wankmongerer by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

wandinger 

a worthless loser who looks gay but it isnt cuz it is mostly feminine.

damn that wandinger thing has a huge nose

wandinger by jewman12345 November 18, 2011