Wanknag
The overwhelming desire you acquire to have a wank at a time when there is no oppurtunity to do so, often at formal event etc.
Wanknag by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010
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WannaG by AwesomeoSaurus September 21, 2009
guitar wankage
Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008
Wannagooder
A Wannagooder is a synonym of naive. A wannagooder is someone who wants to solve the worlds problems by engaging in naive acts.
A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.
The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"
A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.
The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"
Those people are such Wannagooders. They recycle religiously and think they are saving the world, but they really just keep the price of aluminum down for the megacorps.
Wannagooder by Tomicus April 9, 2009
wankrageous
You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.
wankrageous by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009
Wanknap
After a hard days work you arrive home and find your day is incomplete. Therefore you have a wanknap - taking a mere half an hour. Afterwards you are recharged and reinvigorated.
Wanknap by The Bladesman March 4, 2007
wannagrapher
A want-to-be or wannabe photographer. Usually those people you see carting around five million dollars worth of camera gear. They know every theoretical rule and function of a camera, but couldn't take a creative shot to save their lives.
Wannagrapher: "Bah! You're shitty lense has nothing on my L-series"
Photographer: "Sure doesn't. But money can't buy creativity and your shots suck!"
Photographer: "Sure doesn't. But money can't buy creativity and your shots suck!"
wannagrapher by marie caminiti June 2, 2008
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