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The overwhelming desire you acquire to have a wank at a time when there is no oppurtunity to do so, often at formal event etc.
God in that interview I was absolutely pining for a wank, proper wanknag
by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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