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Wanksteve 

adj. Being of the utmost badassness

n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.
But officer, im Wanksteve!
Wanksteve by wanksteve February 4, 2008

Wankstore 

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?
"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"
Wankstore by Genitalius September 20, 2007
The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.
My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

Ray Winstone 

A cockney actor who actually has his East End accent in real life, because he comes from Hackney.
Generally plays the tough man, but can also portray quite a bit of character depth in his performances due to excellent acting abilities.
Was first noted for his starring role in a violent 1979 film called 'Scum', however his finest performance is surely in 'Nil by Mouth' where he plays a violent father living in a South London council flat, generally calling anyone he meets a cunt.
Away from the screen is a big West Ham United fan and one time spokesman for Kellogg's cereal.
Ray Winstone is a geezer's geezer, who brings out the Cockney in all of us. Rub-a-dub, brown bread etc.
Ray Winstone by avfc_08 October 21, 2008

wingstone 

the stench of the upper ass crack on your fingers after scratching it
after a sweaty day rub your fingers in your upper asscrack and wipe it on someones upper lip.. the stentch left behind is a wingstone
wingstone by Wingstone October 18, 2012

Winstone Bogarde 

To be one lazy fucker.

Pronounce Winstone BO-HARDER.
Former chelsea player aptly named Winstone Bogarde, who never played a single game in four years. But still raked in £40,000 a week. This was before the Roman Abramovich revolution.