wadged 

to be fucked up on multiple substances. having consumed 3 or more different illicit substances.

"Look at how wadged he is."

"That kid's a wadger."

"I was so wadgey last night."

"I'm getting wadged tonight."

wadged by Emeasy November 3, 2007

Flap Wedged Eagle 

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

Flap Wedged Eagle by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013

wagged 

someone who doesn't go somewhere they should to do something they want

she wagged English and Science just to go in his car

wagged by yomommashouse August 11, 2008

Peter Wanged 

Trying to rip someone off and getting Owned Hard back instead.

He tried to rip me off but I Peter Wanged his ass.

Peter Wanged by xxclandestinexx March 8, 2009

Wanged 

1 (adj) To be stoned, drunk or crossfaded

2 (v) To be dick slapped

1. "That guy is so wanged right now"

2. "You just got wanged motha fucka!!!!"

Wanged by KCLOL October 14, 2009

Waded Out 

-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.

Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.

Waded Out by roosterbooster98989 November 8, 2011

Pajagedy Wagedy 

A person who dresses nicely on a daily basis, can be a man or a woman.

John: "Man Steve wears a tux every day doesn't he?"

Bill: "Yeah, he's quite a pajagedy wagedy."

John: "Definitely."

Pajagedy Wagedy by Mr. Muffinater March 5, 2011