Wanged

1 (adj) To be stoned, drunk or crossfaded

2 (v) To be dick slapped

1. "That guy is so wanged right now"

2. "You just got wanged motha fucka!!!!"

by KCLOL October 14, 2009

Wanged

To have had ones website trampled to death by legions of www.penny-arcade.com readers.

Oh lord! Penny Arcade has wanged my site!

by Tim December 12, 2003

Wanged

a word tossed around lightly with many meanings:
1. can be used in replacement of fucked; screwed
2. to explain that something wrecked you

Verb Form
3. can be used to describe a destructive action usually resulting from anger

1. Yasmeen: "I am wanged for my speech tomorrow"
Smoove E: "sorry to hear that but you suck at public speaking you are definitely wanged"

2. "that test wanged me hard"

3. Chase: "Will you please shut up and be quiet or else I am going to wang you"

by carlitosmatitos December 6, 2011

Wanged

When ones employment is terminated in a manner that is simultaneously acrimonious and hilarious.

This term entered the Australian lexicon in recent times. It is becoming used more and more in workplaces around the country.

Person 1: You hear the news? Michael doesnt work here anymore.

Person 2: What?!..cant believe he got wanged.

Person 1: Wanged????

Person 2: **explains meaning of wanged to person 1**

Person 1: haha, good one..here have a lolly.

by epic_pigeon September 28, 2012

Wanged

To hit in a manner causing pain, esp to elbows, knees and head.

Man your ceiling is low, I just wanged my head.

by Phatwill June 10, 2005

Wanged

Cockblocked, especially by a person named Wanger.

We were talking to these two chicks at the bar when Ben came up and Wanged us.

by bedaze12 July 20, 2010

wang wang

a nickname for an awesome person, usually chinese

me: hey wang wang
other: hey dude whats up bob?

by Jorgetheawesomeone March 16, 2011