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screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode
This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.
by twf January 08, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1. Very, very, very drunk. Like you're standing on wedges.
2. Like swedged but without the S.
Fraser was pure wedged last night after drinking all that bevvy

We all got so wedged after mum bought us the cheap vodka
by Toxic_Cat July 14, 2014
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The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.
"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."
by Drewskiboy April 23, 2009
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staying up for 24 hours or more, with the intensive purpose of excusing all inappropriate behavior on your lack of sleep
don't pay any attention to him man, he's fucking wedged.
by discordia July 24, 2005
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Extremely full,
Packed out.
The last bus home was wedged.
The cornishman is always wedged.
by Broomster June 27, 2003
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Extremely wealthy in terms of attire, belongings and lifestyle. Can be used as a descriptive word i.e. clothing, motor vehicles etc
Wow, that allsaints clothing is absolutely wedged.

That Bentley Continental GTC looks spankingly wedged!
by Mr Wedged June 02, 2010
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