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wæmpus

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A godlike creature. He tends to resemble a normal black house cat, however he has multiple forms as well as commands an army of cat blemmies.
Woah it’s god wæmpus”
by Durty boi August 4, 2021
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Cocky-Wampus

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The bed sheets are cocky-wampus
by MeepAttack August 13, 2012
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caddy wampus

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not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"
Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus
by littlekicker November 2, 2009
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Wampus cat

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Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019
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Wampus

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An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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wampus cod

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A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.
You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!
by 166enco4life November 11, 2009
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wampus cat

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A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.
Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
by ryaniscool February 26, 2009
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