A godlike creature. He tends to resemble a normal black house cat, however he has multiple forms as well as commands an army of cat blemmies.
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by littlekicker November 2, 2009
Get the caddy wampus mug.Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019
Get the Wampus cat mug.An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
"Heh, I'm wamps."
"Love my balls!"
"Won't!"
"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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Get the wampus cod mug.Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
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