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Wampus cat 

A black cat with a bright red asshole.
Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
Wampus cat by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

wampus cat 

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.
Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
wampus cat by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Wampus Cat 

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.
Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
Wampus Cat by jmalphrus October 20, 2009

Wampus Cat 

A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit
Minks has wampus cat attributes.

Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Wampus Cat by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011

Wampus Cat 

A Blue Panther like cat with 6 legs. 4 for running, 2 for fighting. The Mascot of Conway High School in Conway Arkansas. It's kinda Retarded really.
"That creepy painting of the old Wampus Cat at West Campus gave me nightmares" (you know the one they film all of the school elections and such not in front of.)
Wampus Cat by Lauren Cain April 6, 2010

wampus cat 

wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.
that bitch aint took a shower in a week, she turnin into a wampus cat.
wampus cat by trick or treat August 11, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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