Wampuss

A small, hairy, disgusting penis.

Sophie: "Oh, never mind, we're not having sex."
Jacob: "Why?"
Sophie: "Because you have a wampuss."

by JinX_Alpha June 10, 2014

Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 2, 2009

wompuss

a vagina with testicle.

mom what are these to things hanging from my vagina? Ohh thats just a wompuss dear.

by Daniel Abikzer October 23, 2008

wapuss

It's a term used to refer to players among a basketball team that aren't good.

Shaq: Wapuss pass me the ball or I finna smack yo ass
Curry: ok

by KMTS February 10, 2018

wumpussy

Wumpus being a pussy

Person 1: give me admin
Person2: no I won't
Person 1: you're being such a wumpussy

by C'mon u nomy September 24, 2021

Wampus cat

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019