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He's actually a chill dude, just kinda forced to be the worst version of himself online.
Like, in person, vsche's laid-back and cool, but the internet's got him playing up this whole persona that's just... not him at all. It’s like he has to act all intense and edgy to keep up, but it’s definitely not the vibe he’d choose if it wasn’t for all the pressure to fit in.
vsche by ooowoowowowo November 24, 2024
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a girl who exclusively republishes fake Post Malone tweets, “raise your hand ifs” and hot guys to her vsco collection.
if Gabi posts one more photo of the Noah Centineo i’m deleting my vsco account
she’s SUCH a vschoe
vschoe by momsagainstlocals November 28, 2018
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La Vache 

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".
La Vache by crispymitchy December 12, 2022

fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".
In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.
In the world of wedding photography and videography the creative will often come up against a Vicar who isn't interested in helping out.

The Vicar will be angry and snappy and say things like "I don't want to hear you or see you during the ceremony" or "I don't even want to know your here"

Basically they are rude and behave like a dickhead.
"How was the Vicar at your wedding yesterday?"

"Oh he was a right old Vichead"
Vichead by Vichead 101 April 29, 2019

bois de vache 

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")
Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?
bois de vache by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009

Asno Vache 

Ass Hole. (spanish) Literally translates as "Donkey Pit". Good to use when swearing is inappropriate
He's a real asno vache
Asno Vache by Vinceums October 7, 2003
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