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A volkz is a person male/female who spends their time wisely when playing a game such as runescape. A volkz can also play for 18 hour consecutively and earn up to 70k an hour at a place called bandit camp. A Volkz can also collect 1.5k dragon bones and dragon hides a day making him the ultimate dragon slayer.

Be warned a volkz can also get aggressive if things dont work out for him/her so be prepared to be bargained with during a sale.

Besides the negative side of things, a volkz has no positives and is just a pure killing machine. ANTI SKILLER
I have addopted a volkz method of life playing runescape 18 hours a day and eating chicken mmmm chicken.

u-leh: "how many bones and hides you get today?"
volkz: "1.5k bones and 1.5k hides"
u-leh: "you crazy, you are definately a volkz"
Volkz by Sprong May 17, 2006
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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
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As a people's hero, a Volkmar loves adventure and traveling. He is an appreciated guest at any social occasion, even if he has a bit of his own ways. Sometimes he seems a bit mysterious, but this just makes him even more interesting.

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