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Volksfagen 

The correct name for volkswagen, since most (if not all) they're cars are for girls, and yet, guys not only drive them, but sadly think they're cool
Matt: Hey guys, look at the work I did to my Jetta :D
Everyone else: *cracks up and starts laughing*
Matt: What's so funny? :/
Joe: Dude, it's HOT Pink, gotta shopping cart Spoiler, and rainbow stickers everywhere, that's DEFINITLY a Volksfagen!
Matt: I'm not gay... ;_;
Nick: Sure you ain't, that Pink Jetta I saw at the Gay club was someone elses
*Everyone laughs*
Matt: WAH! You guys are so mean *gets in his VF, then crashes into another car as he tries to leave*
Volksfagen by Muscle King October 27, 2008
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Volksfagen 

The correct name for volkswagen, since most (if not all) they're cars are for girls, and yet, guys not only drive them, but sadly think they're cool
Matt: Hey guys, look at the work I did to my Jetta :D
Everyone else: *cracks up and starts laughing*
Matt: What's so funny? :/
Joe: Dude, it's HOT Pink, gotta shopping cart Spoiler, and rainbow stickers everywhere, that's DEFINITLY a Volksfagen!
Matt: I'm not gay... ;_;
Nick: Sure you ain't, that Pink Jetta I saw at the Gay club was someone elses
*Everyone laughs*
Matt: WAH! You guys are so mean *gets in his VF, then crashes into another car as he tries to leave*
Volksfagen by Muscle King October 24, 2008

Volksfagen 

A car that is just so gay, both because of the person that drives it and because of how it looks
"Dude, do you see that little yellow chevy spark. It's the Volksfagen"
Volksfagen by SanSol September 25, 2023

Volkswagened 

The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved
He Volkswagened the software to pass tests before shipping it
Volkswagened by w3irdal November 27, 2015

volkswagon

How retards on craigslist spell "volkswagen".
1971 Volkswagon complete with hitch, wagon and Volks. $50 obo
volkswagon by NewBeet April 12, 2010

Volkswagenism 

Commandments in which people that drive volkswagens go by in their everyday life.
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.

Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.

Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.

Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.

Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.

Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.

Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.

Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.

Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Volkswagenism by \X/ November 14, 2010

the back of a Volkswagen 

"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
the back of a Volkswagen by Nick D November 24, 2003
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