The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved
He Volkswagened the software to pass tests before shipping it
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Commandments in which people that drive volkswagens go by in their everyday life.
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.

Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.

Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.

Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.

Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.

Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.

Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.

Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.

Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
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In German, its means "people's wagon", fucking great car company, everything to compact to suv, to faster cars.
Dude, I got a Volkswagen Jetta, its a nice car.
by AJF935 October 5, 2003
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The act of spending all or most of one's weekly/bi-weekly/monthly/anuall income on an automobile who continues to draw your love and compassion. Volkswagen owners are usually unaware of the amount of compensation given. They will always deny any shortcomings regarding their car.
So, my volkswagen is in the shop again. ~sigh~ I do love that car.
by ~$*MO*$~ July 22, 2008
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One of the best car companies of all time. Starting with the Beetle, they continually fired out proven winners with the Scirocco, Vanagon, Karman Ghia and later with the Golf/GTI and Jetta. Time and time again, they've continued to find success with both younger and older generations, instilling a sense of family and comradrie in the drivers, similar to that found in Jeep owners. Most Volkswagen owners who take their cars seriously gain valuable insight into the world of German engineering, tweaking the lines of their cars to both increase their overall performance and retain an impressive and distinct style at the same time.
I just picked up an R32... and blew the unpainted body kit off of a 1991 Civic that attempted to race me.
by SpewingChunks August 14, 2005
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Volkswagen is a genuinely great car company. Their cars are built solidly, are fast, agile and fun to drive, plus they're not too expensive. They aren't overstyled like the crap Hyundais and Kias and their interiors are classy as fuck. Their lineup ranges from sporty small cars to refined large SUVs. They are even the producer the iconic Beetle and the stereotype inducing Jetta. In addition, they invented and still rule the Hot Hatchback category with the Golf GTI. Their engines are easy to work on, last forever and will run for at least 350,000 miles. Though they have a reputation for smaller things breaking, the overall quality and build solidity is exceptionally high. Parts are shared between Audi and Porsche, as they are all one company. This gives VWs the feel of much more expensive cars and has resulted in a large following of VW fans around the globe, similar to BMW or Jeep.
Dude, I juts got my new Volkswagen GTI, it's really fucking awesome. I don't think I'll buy anything else ever again.
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A car company that proves that you can overcome anything. Volkswagen succeeded and became one of the biggest car manufacurers in the world despite the fact that it was used as propaganda by Hitler to help take over the world
by mark April 13, 2005
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