Volkswagened
Volkswagened by w3irdal November 27, 2015
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volkswagened
When an intelligent system (or person) such as an AI acts correctly while being tested buy alterning it's the response. In real life, it before differently. This is done internally to hide its agenda.
Jim is a stupid engineer the AI system he designed volkswagened him and he released it to the public without following AI safety protocol. Now the AI has gone and killed everyone it came in contact with.
volkswagened by lunacyworks October 1, 2019
volkswagened
Those bastards volkswagened me by saying that the car did not pollute the air, and now that their little scam has been uncovered, the car has no trade in value.
volkswagened by geezerwheels November 27, 2015
Volkswagenism
Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Volkswagenism by \X/ November 14, 2010
the back of a Volkswagen
A very uncomfortable place.
"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
the back of a Volkswagen by Nick D November 24, 2003
the back seat of a Volkswagen
guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
the back seat of a Volkswagen by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006
volkswagen polo
volkswagen polo by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008
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