Volker

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Volker

Total small town slut who only requires a smile and a drink to fuck.
Her mum is her role model
Has daddy issues

Oh yeah, i saw her at the Club last night, shes a total Volker, she slept with both those security guards

by YeetoOne September 29, 2019

Volker

Someone that won't stop going on about how they are the best and and basically created a company single-handedly.

She won't stop going on, what an absolute Volker.

by PRIZE_IDIOT January 22, 2019

Volker

Someone who continually repeats the same subject

Christ,she goes on. What an absolute Volker.

by PRIZE_IDIOT July 10, 2019

Völker

It is a perfeckt Teacher name. But Wazch out he has maybe big black cock. Very friendly ,but has no friends.

Student: Hey How you doing Völker

Völker: Not that good i have a Booner when i talk whit you

by MlFHUNTER November 30, 2021

The Volker

A mixed drink consisting of Sprite, Jose Cuervo, and beer, especially Budweiser. The Jose must be mixed with the Sprite beforehand then the beer poured in after you start drinking it.

Can you make me The Volker on the rocks?

Hell no! Beer ain't good with ice.

by Havoc Actual August 24, 2011

Volteripalling

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

by BurningZ July 29, 2016