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red vining 

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets
"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"
red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012
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monkey vining 

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
The act of participating in a Virtual Reality environment.
There is a new VR release and I'm heading home to do some Viving, want to join in?
Viving by rudedog8 June 8, 2016
Vinnin is an upcoming rapper from scarborough, who gained fame from his hit "top of the game," which was added to the nba 2K21 soundtrack. also his song "way back" is dope asf
guy 1: ay u hear vinnin's new song
guy 2: hell yea! vinnin stay winnin
guy 3: that nigga representing scarbz on god
guy 4: stfu yall lil pump just dropped a new song
everyone: nobody care lame ass nigga
Vinnin by MoreGrabbaThanWeed April 21, 2022

red vining 

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?
1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough
red vining by eciffoeht December 5, 2012
The process of making a short video with the app Vine. It's like the app twitter, when you are using it, you are tweeting. IT IS NOT SEXUAL. It's a social network.
"lol she was vineing all day yesterday."
Vineing by waterpoloanon May 27, 2013