Vineing 

The process of making a short video with the app Vine. It's like the app twitter, when you are using it, you are tweeting. IT IS NOT SEXUAL. It's a social network.

"lol she was vineing all day yesterday."

Vineing by waterpoloanon May 27, 2013

Vineing 

a sexual act between two men, where during the ejaculation after a blowjob the man ejaculates up the others nose and in his eyes. The man then preforms anal sex on the other, Donkey Punches the other man and cums in his anus. The man forces the other man to bend around, licking the cum out of his own anus, usually breaking his spine. The man cuts off the others head and rearanges his facial features on his neck. He cuts of the others penis and puts it in his anus, he then carves the open wound into a vagina. He poses the man with his legs spread in a car and he poops in the car, he leaves the AC on high so that it smells, causing the person who find it to vomit.

"Dude, wheres Julian?"
"I dont know, i heard he got a bad vineing last night"
"oh man, that sucks"

Vineing by thats messef up vin April 12, 2010

red vining 

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

monkey vining 

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.

person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!

monkey vining by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008

red vining 

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

red vining by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

vinings 

nexus of city of atlanta and suburban cobb county, thus making it an "unincorporated" area and not subject to property taxes. a sort of geo-political lacunae home to a dense cross-section of upper-middle class to upper class white families and yuppies from a spectrum of ethnicity.

notable breeding ground for northwest atlanta Bo-Bo and Prep culture.

where white people live that attend Campbell.

to wear a baseball cap that has been consciously mutilated by riding over it in a jeep wagoneer or on a cannondale mountain bike.

"Beau is fitted up in a UVA hat, Chacos and an LL Bean flannel; I didn't realize he was from Vinings."

"Marie Clare is kinda skinny but lives in Vinings. So you know her mom's still a dime piece."

"Willy's was closed, so we just got lit and astrotraveled around Vinings for a minute."

vinings by enkidoo November 11, 2007

vining 

similar to spooning, but instead the two people wrap/intertwine their legs and arms like vines would

We were spooning last night and it led to vining

vining by ljenkins July 4, 2011