vesso
vesso by vessiguess November 20, 2021
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vessyl
The name of a failed "smart cup" kickstarter in which the cup would tell you what you were drinking, as if you didn't know already. A colossal waste of money.
Moron: "I just ordered this smart cup called the vessyl. It tells me what I'm drinking. IT EVEN DOES SMOOTHIES!"
Everyone: "That sounds like a terrible product"
Moron: "JACS"
Everyone: "That sounds like a terrible product"
Moron: "JACS"
vessyl by Advanced Furby May 24, 2017
Pure Vessel
The Hollow Knight at his peak before he was sealed in the Black Egg temple where he contains the Radiance. He’s incredibly difficult and is going to annihilate you when you first meet him
Pure Vessel by Hollowslayer October 28, 2021
Versoacia
In a nutshell, it's getting rope burn on your cock, while having wet shit on your cock. For some reason you used your cock for zip lining and somehow got wet shit on your cock, good job retard.
Carl : FUCK! I was about to fall off the zip line so I just used my cock to zip line!
Mexican Macho Man : Fucking dumb nigger, you got Versoacia going on there.
Mexican Macho Man : Fucking dumb nigger, you got Versoacia going on there.
Versoacia by MyCockIsntSoTender June 6, 2018
Vessigny Secondary School
A School in the St.Patrick region of Trinidad and Tobago that is more illiterate than than the children that attend it and can barely hold a proper bazaar because the staff are irresponsible and can barely keep the savings safe as it got stolen by thieves who cut a hole in the roof in broad daylight and took it like a bad man .It also has a lot of small piggy bullamen there.
You see that man there,he does go vessigny secondary school and he smarter and more well behaved than the teachers that teach there.
Vessigny Secondary School by 3S Child April 16, 2020
Vess
When A Woman is aroused either by mental or physical stimulation and has a rush of blood and hormones to her clitt causing it to become engorged. Also known as a "Lady Boner" a woman's Vess is mostly inside the body because that's where the clittoris beyond the button part is (which is the majority of it) so they aren't very visible but the woman can have feelings of loss of breath, heart palpitations, loss of thought pattern, heavy breathing, sweating, and lack of logical thinking when her Vess is triggered.
Vess is stemmed from the word Vascular
The definition of vascular is defined as something relating to vessels that carry or circulate fluids, such as blood, lymph, or sap, through the body of an animal or plant.
Vess is stemmed from the word Vascular
The definition of vascular is defined as something relating to vessels that carry or circulate fluids, such as blood, lymph, or sap, through the body of an animal or plant.
"Just his smell gets me instant vess."
"You make my pussy vess."
"You got me vess just thinking about last night."
"You make my pussy vess."
"You got me vess just thinking about last night."
Vess by Alene Queen May 10, 2021
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