A vessoburst is the resulting physiological outburst of a person whose perfect, godly, angelic image of themselves is laid into question.

Vessobursts can come in a variety of intensities, the most intense being fits of terror and screaming, sometimes fighting, in order to reestablish the now tarnished image of themselves.

In order to elicit a vessoburst, one must simply post a photoshopped picture on a social networking site, call out that person on a lie they blatantly tell to make themselves look better, or simply stare at them. Mild vessobursts can result in fits of laughter in order to hide embarassment. USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN IN THE VICINITY OF A VESSOBURST

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